Funny Halloween Puns about Ghosts & Witches That Are Skele-fun

Halloween is the biggest celebration every October, which means it's time to prepare an amazing costume, decorate your porch, and make everything pumpkin spice. 

However, it doesn't have to be all gloom and horror for Halloween.  

Choosing the lighthearted approach, we've gathered witty and funny Halloween puns and jokes that will make you laugh till your bones hurt!

Funny puns about Halloween

Halloween Puns

• I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!

• Trick or treat yo' self.

• My costume is eerie-sistible.

• I’ve got every trick or treat in the book!

• Is it even Halloween if you didn't get tricked at least once?

• A cutie that's a little spooky.

• Time to get this party startled!

• Oh my gourdness, it's finally Halloween!

• Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!

• Fright for the right to party!

• Creep it real.

• Eat, drink, and be scary.

• I couldn't scare less about your costume.

• You need a spoo-key to enter this haunted house.

• Bow down to your Hallow-queen.

Halloween funny puns

• All the ghosts looked boo-tiful this Halloween.

• Go big or gourd home!

• I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

• This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

• Pumpkin' out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.

• Halloween is the one time I'll ask you to come as your aren't.

• Frankly, I don't think I'm that scary.

• Eat, drink, trick.

• This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!

• Fangs for the memories.

• My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!

• Lift your spirits!

• The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head.

• Howl you doin'?

• Looking for a bunny costume because it's hoppy hour.

• Lookin' gourd-geous!

Halloween jokes and puns

Halloween Witch Puns

• Witching you a Happy Halloween.

• Witch upon a star.

• Witch way to the pumpkin patch?

• Keep calm and carry a wand.

• You've got me under your spell.

• Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

• Witch better have my candy.

• Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you.

• Wicked awesome.

• Resting witch face.

• What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!

• Here I am, warts and all.

Funny puns for Halloween

• I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch.

• Witch and famous.

• You say witch like it's a bad thing.

• Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

• It's a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

• Can't always get what you wand.

• Witcha up to?

Halloween Ghost & Monster Puns

• Love at first bite.

• Looking fa-boo-lous.

• Ghostest with the mostest.

• I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.

• If you’ve got it, haunt it.

• Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.

• Romeo and Ghouliet.

• You're just my (blood) type.

• Have an eek-tastic Halloween!

• What's the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.

• Let’s have some skele-fun!

Halloween ghost puns

• You’ve ghost to be kidding me!

• Ghosts love elevators because it lifts their spirits.

• You're my best ghoul-friend.

• Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!

• What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream.

Halloween Pumpkin Puns

• Who else is pumped for Halloween?

• Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

• Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

• I think it's clear that I love pumpkin spice a latte.

• You are the pick of the patch!

• My favorite movie is Gourd of the Rings.

Pumpkin Halloween puns words

• It's easy to repair a broken jack-o'-lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!

• I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.

• I only have pumpkin pies for you.

• Let's pumpkin spice things up.

• The Pun-kin King of Halloween!

• What's a math teacher's favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.

• This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

• Aren't these pumpkins gourd-geous?

• My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!

• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

• Don't forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!

Halloween puns jokes

Halloween Vampire Puns

• Sucks to be me.

• The vampire and his wife were love at first bite.

• So long, sucker.

• You can Count on me.

• I know some vampire puns, but they all suck.

• You make me batty.

• A vampire's favorite fruit is a blood orange.

• Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.

• Join my fang club!

• Vampires hate peaches, but they love neck-tarines.

• I have an account at the blood bank.

• I'm looking for my necks victim.

Vampire puns for Halloween

Halloween Candy Puns

• Goblin up candy all night.

• I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.

• I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.

• Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

• Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.

• What desserts do ghosts love? "I scream!"

• Who is responsible for the candy corn? "The kernel."

• I won't sugarcoat it: Give me candy.

• No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.

• What kind of candy gets straight As? "Smarties."

Candy Halloween puns

• A cat's favorite candy is a Kit Kat.

• No candy for me. I'm trying to keep my ghoulish figure.

• Here's to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.

• Twix or treat!

• Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.

• Don't go goblin up all my candy!

• Your costume is so realistic, it's un-candy!

• Starbursting to eat all this candy.

• No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

• Witch better have my candy.

Halloween puns candy

• Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

• This will definitely come in candy.

• Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!

Halloween Skeleton Puns

• Bugs and hisses.

• Most skeletons are funny because they know how to tickle your funny bone.

• I'd tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.

• Bone-jour.

• Do you play the trom-bone?

• I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.

• This is a hip joint.

• Spine on the dotted line.

Halloween puns skeleton

• Laughing 'til I'm coffin.

• Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?" "Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.

• I'm bad to the bone.

• Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.

• Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

• No body won the skeleton race.

• Bone appetit!